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African Village

An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never showed up. Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter lying there, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. “What happened, bwana? Where is the lion? asked the chief. “Forget the damn lion !” he howled. “Which of you Idiots let the bull loose?”

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Investment

– STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

– BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.

– BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note Read more…

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