Short Jokes

A couple of short jokes!

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
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Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.
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An American:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
An Italian:
- We have Silvio Berlusconi, no wonder, no hope and no cash.
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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You have found porn videos in his room.
Very bad: You and your wife are the main actors.
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Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.
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- What Bill Gates‘ wife says him when they make love?

- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
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Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.

Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.
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Good: Your wife doesn’t talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.
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- What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
- 365 used condoms are VERY good year.
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- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!