Short Jokes

A couple of short jokes!

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
– What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
Hundred dollars, as usual.
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Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is Read more…

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Funny Video

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Very Funny video clips!

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Stages of Drunkeness

0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.

1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.

2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.

3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.

4 – Barmaid complimented on choice of bra. Partially visible when bending to get Read more…

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Glad to be drunk

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”

Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.” Read more…

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Investment

- STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

- BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.

- BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note Read more…

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Presents for the Wife

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.”

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, Read more…

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Blonde Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” Read more…

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Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. Read more…

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