FANTASTIC weekend
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.
“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don’t think you understand-I want something very unique,” the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.” The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. “How are you paying?” asked our jeweler. Read more…
“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don’t think you understand-I want something very unique,” the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.” The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. “How are you paying?” asked our jeweler. Read more…
Categories: Short Jokes Tags: FANTASTIC weekend, jeweler, jewelry, ring
Short Jokes
A couple of short jokes!
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
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Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is Read more…
Categories: Short Jokes Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Christmas, Hundred dollars, Johnny Cash, prostitutes, Santa Claus, Short Jokes, soccer
